Dance Moms Recap: Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee-atch Thank you, Lifetime! My prayers have been answered. Last night’s Dance Moms episode was only an hour long. Finally! I never…
Dance Moms Recap: Life’s No Picnic Sheesh! Drama much? What a silly question. After all, we’re talking about Abby Lee Miller and Dance Moms! Last night…
Dance Moms Recap: No Mo JoJo I’m not going to bend your ears anymore complaining about why in the name of all that is decent Lifetime…
Dance Moms Recap: Manage This Have we decided who is collectively more miserable? Is it the veteran Dance Moms or the mini mother planning their…
Dance Moms Recap: Walk Away Is ninety-minutes of Dance Moms really necessary, Lifetime? How much footage could you possibly have? The season is already going…
Dance Moms Recap: Tiny Dancers With the Dance Moms finally (FINALLY!) getting along and forming an alliance in the wake of Abby Lee Miller’s indifference…
Dance Moms Recap: Club Trio Well, she was only able to hide the crazy for one episode, wasn’t she? On last night’s Dance Moms, Abby…
Dance Moms Recap: Big Girls Don’t Cry So, on a scale of one to without question, how happy is Maddie Ziegler to be out from under Abby…
Dance Moms Reunion Recap: Cry Me A River Well played, Lifetime, well played. I’ll give the network a slow clap for sure after last night’s wrap up to…
Dance Moms Reunion Recap: One Last Good-Bye Um, are we watching someone unravel right in front of our eyes? The first three minutes of last night’s Dance…
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Bye Felicia It’s not an episode of Dance Moms if Abby Lee Miller doesn’t tap dance all over the feelings of her…
Dance Moms Recap: Hip Hop Flip Flop Wait, I’m confused…Dance Moms is going to go on without Maddie? Do you hate us that much, Phil Collins? In…