Even though each and every cast member of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days could single-handedly bring enough dramatic trash TV to carry an entire season, tonight we’re in for a real treat. Because the Couples Tell All reunion is here!
And you know what that means: The entire cast is about to be crammed on to one tiny couch to claw each other’s eyes out in the name of love and fodderhood. Plus, their partners in crime are all set to Skype in via large screen TV to fight with them through the magic of broadband, with only Shaun Robinson poised betwixt them to control the chaos. Or maybe just gawk at it?
Previews reveal a few moments to start popping your popcorn for, including Angela confronting Michael about allegedly stealing her money, and her later walking off set when Michael lovingly refers to her as “his elder.” It also looks like she may be coming for Rachel, who dares to question Angela about her motivations right in her Georgia-a$$-face! OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MESS.
Only the stalwart bravery of Paul’s tiny hand will come between Angela’s bosom crashing right into Rachel’s face when she lunges for her. And it even looks like Tarik gets in on the action as impromptu bouncer for the night when Angela turns on him too! (Good thing he’s rocking another amazing sliced up t-shirt for the big occasion.)
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On a more serious note, it looks like Paul and Karine aren’t doing so well since he traveled back to the U.S. And we should also be highly concerned for Jesse’s general health after seeing his face on preview clips, because this man has either 1) been a victim of a nuclear meltdown, or 2) gotten trapped in a tanning bed for 18 straight hours. Either way, this dude is looking extra crispy.
Finally, it’s time for Ricky to face the music. Will Ximena call him out for the trillion lies he spewed all season? God, let’s hope so.
Tune in to TLC tonight at 8 Eastern/7 Central for the 9-round boxing match known as the 90 Day Fiance Couples Tell All reunion special. And join us in the comments section to snark on all of the insanity!
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