Y'all realize that, no matter what, the Kardashians aren't going anywhere any time soon. That said, don't shoot the messenger! Actually, today's Kardashian trash is at least humorous enough to provide some sort of entertainment.
Here's a quick breakdown: Kim Kardashian doesn't want to still be married to Kris Humphries when she gives birth (but there is quite a catch!), and Kim and Kanye West maintain that Kimye, Jr. will not be a part of E!'s fall line-up. Again, I'll believe that when I see it! Finally, the young Kendall Jenner doesn't want to follow in her family's famewhoring footsteps. Sure.
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So, we all know that Kim is still married to Kris but pregnant with the tiny rapper's baby. The pair's divorce proceedings have been dragging on for over a year, with Kris adamant that Kim cop to the marriage being a fraud. Kim is so stubborn worried that her brand will be affected if she admits to a sham marriage, she continues to fight Kris tooth and nail. According to TMZ, both parties are in deep with legal bills thanks to the mounds of paperwork, depositions, and silliness they have been hurling at one another.
Basically, the only way this child is going to come into the world without his or her mom married to another man is if Kim bites the bullet and concedes to the annulment. But, we all know that Kimmie doesn't admit to wrongdoing, right? In fact, she now wants Kris to foot her legal bills. Gracious! I'm not saying that I agree at all with what Kris is doing, but sometimes, especially when you're a gazillionaire, it's easier to pay to make things go away then fight for principle's sake. Are you listening, Kim? I realize Kim doesn't want to admit the marriage was a fraud, but I'd venture that most people think it was. No one is going to be shocked or disappointed…no one cares. That said, she clearly wants this divorce to carry on until baby Kimye's a toddler if she expects Kris to shell out for her legal fees. Good luck with that! If the Kim and Kris can't come to a settlement, next month the judge will set a trial date.
Meanwhile, Kim is still maintaining that she won't be putting the baby on television. In fact, she and Kanye plan to keep the baby out of sight for at least six months. Someone really wants to be Beyonce, huh? A source tells Us Weekly, "She doesn't even want the baby to be seen for the first six months…[Kim is] ready to dial back from being so public." Sorry, I just choked because I was laughing so hard.
Kim's seventeen-year-old half sister, Kendall Jenner, seems to be tiring of living her life under a microscope. She recently took to Twitter to complain about the paparazzi, writing, "There's nothing that irritates me more than when people take pics of me/my family/or anyone in this industry and do not ask," followed up by, "Don't sit there taking pics of me as if I'm a statue, or an artifact in a museum. I can see you and it makes me uncomfortable."
Well, she has her sisters and her mom to thank for that! Kendall, of course, got a lot of response from her Twitter followers, but she refused to change her stance, adding, "I'm a human being and it's very rude not to ask. You wouldn't appreciate it either." I really don't have much to say about Kendall…I actually like her. I feel like she's more like her dad than her momager. She never really had a choice in the matter.
TELL US-DO YOU THINK THAT KRIS WILL EVER PAY KIM'S LEGAL BILLS? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KENDALL'S TWEETS?
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