Paige DeSorbo is the comic relief of Summer House. The 31-year-old never fails to make us giggle with her confessional commentary and her brutally honest digs about her castmates. In honor of Paige’s 5th year on Bravo, let’s take a look back at some of her funniest moments on the network.
When she called out Lindsay Hubbard’s shoulder pads
Lindsay Hubbard said she was surprised by Carl Radke’s proposal in Season 7 but Paige wasn’t buying it. At the couple’s engagement party, Paige spotted something that led her to believe Lindsay had prior knowledge of the proposal.
“She wore shoulder pads to the beach. She knew she was getting proposed to,” she said in a confessional. “Nobody just shows up in shoulder pads to the ocean…She curled her hair!”
She might have thought Lindsay’s surprise face was BS but she supported her co-star’s right to prepare.
“I’m proud of her,” she said. “If you know it’s happening, pick out the best possible outfit, do your hair, get your nails done. Be prepared, girl.”
I was laughing watching Paige call Lindsay out like that. She had a point. Who curls their hair for a beach day?
When she listed her icks
In Season 8, Paige roasted Kyle Cooke for sitting with his legs crossed. During a night out, she turned to their co-star, Danielle Olivera, and asked “Is this an immediate ick?” pointing to Kyle’s sitting position. Danielle said she thought it signified that a man is comfortable in their skin to which Paige replied, “Yeah, my boyfriend sews.” HA.
The icks conversation was brought up again during the After Show and Paige chimed in to share some more hilarious icks.
First, she roasted Carl and Jesse Solomon for talking about their high school volleyball days in Episode 8. “It was twenty years ago. Get over it,” she joked.
She also made a firm stance that men should never use umbrellas. “I think that’s disgusting,” she said. “Umbrellas are for girls.”
I love how random yet surprisingly true her icks are. I’m on board with the umbrella one.
When she said she was cooler than Craig Conover
Paige could teach a masterclass in cool girl energy. In the early days of her and Craig Conover’s relationship, she let him know she was the better catch. During a dinner date, she told him, “I think you’re cool. I just think I’m way cooler.” Epic!
When she dissed other Bravo men
During a February appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Paige was presented with photos of seven Bravo men and asked which one was most her type. She threw major shade at the men, telling Andy Cohen she would rather go lesbian than be with any of them. Iconic response.
When she roasted her co-stars
In Season 4, Paige was given the task of roasting her Summer House co-stars and she delivered.
She started by dragging Amanda Batula for the night she blew up Kyle’s phone.
“Amanda, it’s been so great getting so close to you this summer. I’ve loved all the times that we laughed, and cried, but g*d damn it b*tch, I wouldn’t even answer 45 missed calls. You’re so f*cking annoying.”
Then, she moved on to Lindsay and it was brutal.
“Lindsay, when anyone thinks of you, the word fake never comes to mind,” she said. “Unless they’re talking about your boobs, your lips, or your personality.”
Lindsay may have been offended but the cast and viewers at home loved it.
When she made fun of West’s name
In Season 8, Paige poked fun at newcomer West Wilson’s name, saying it reminded her of a historical figure.
“I feel like West Conrad Wilson signed the Declaration of Independence,” she said. LOL. She also threw some shade at her boyfriend Craig, telling Ciara Miller and Gabby Prescod that he looks like he “came off the Mayflower.”
Where would we be without Paige’s Summer House commentary? There is a reason she has a hugely successful podcast. She’s hilarious!
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