With all of the drama happening between Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann, I bet you didn’t expect them to hop on a plane together so Kim could get her vagina rejuvenized.
In the midst of massive debt, losing their home, a divorce, and traumatizing their kids, first things first! Kim needs her lady parts jazzed up because now she might be living the single life. Kroy probably went so that laser doesn’t try any funny business. Yes friends, Kim and Kroy deserve each other.
New vagina, who ‘dis?
Dr. David Matlock was doing the Lord’s work and featured the Real Housewives of Atlanta alum in an Instagram video. She revealed why she’s checking the laser vaginal rejuvenation box, no pun intended.
“Obviously, I’ve had six children. I had them all naturally, so when I’m running or even when I sneeze, I do pee a little bit, which bothers me greatly,” Kim said. She added she would reveal more at a later time, to which many people replied, “Please don’t.”
Estranged husband Kroy was not seen in the video but he was spied following behind Kim like a good boy at the airport last Wednesday. Their lovely getaway comes after Kim petitioned the courts for primary custody of the four kids they repeatedly fight in front of.
Both Kim and Kroy are guilty of not maintaining a steady income and allowing their household to deteriorate to the point of Brielle Biermann allegedly paying the light bill. The couple has also made excessive calls to their local police department since earlier this year to have them mediate their ongoing disputes.
Kroy filed for divorce a second time after briefly reconciling with Kim. She busted him by saying they were still engaging in marital relations despite calling the cops on each other every week. Kim and Kroy have maintained they both want custody of the children, but seemingly have little regard for the kids’ well-being
Did Kim pay for this?
While Kim might have a repaired kitty, there is no laser that’s going to fix her life. If the procedure wasn’t complimentary, hopefully the doc received a hefty co-pay beforehand. At this point, my mother’s corn husk doll collection would be better guardians for those kids. They might not say much, but at least the fighting and police visits would stop.
TELL US – WHY WOULD KROY GO WITH KIM INSTEAD OF TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS? WHO IS A MORE RESPONSIBLE PARENT, KIM OR KROY?
