In the last 17 years that the Real Housewives franchise has been on television, fans have watched several Bravo stars try their hand at a music career. And while some housewives foray into the music industry felt like a natural fit, others dropped singles that had us scratching our heads.
In honor of the housewife-to-popstar pipeline, let’s take a look back at some of the best (and worst) songs released by Real Housewives stars.
Luann de Lesseps – Chic C’est La Vie (Best)
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Countess speaking. We have arrived!” Following the success of her debut banger “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” Luann de Lesseps released “Chic C’est La Vie,” a song about jet setting, being fabulous, and showing off that you know French. Love that!
The song is iconic and remains a favorite among Real Housewives fans over a decade after its initial release. Between the sporadic use of French and the nods to the show and other RHONY cast members, the song feels self-aware and in on the joke. Overall, this one belongs in the Real Housewives Music Hall of Fame.
Ashley Darby – Coffee & Love (Worst)
We love Ashley Darby but we don’t love her 2018 song “Coffee & Love” featuring Cazanova. This song is rough. Between the auto-tune and the repetitive lyrics, it’s just not a banger. Also, the music video opens with photos of Michael Darby. Jump scare!
Candiace Dillard Bassett – Drive Back (Best)
This song is amazing. No notes. Candiace Dillard Bassett is a woman of many talents and when it comes to her music career, she is certainly one to watch. Her single “Drive Back” is catchy, fun, and Candiace seriously kills it on the vocals. Also, the Real Housewives of Potomac ladies make a cameo in the music video, so overall, it’s just perfect from start to finish.
Gretchen Rossi – The Time Is Now (Worst)
Gretchen Rossi dedicated her 2013 song “The Time Is Now” to her boyfriend Slade Smiley. The Real Housewives of Orange County star performed the song for her beau in Season 8 before asking for his hand in marriage. The song is pretty lackluster and not much to write home about. However, I do sometimes find myself singing it in the shower.
Kim Zolciak-Biermann – Google Me (Best)
“Research me, you’ll find me. Click them keys and Google me.” Kim Zolciak‘s song “Google Me” has to be one of the most memorable Real Housewives songs. It’s catchy, absolutely ridiculous, and so fun to listen to.
Simon van Kempen – I Am Real (Worst)
RHONY star Simon van Kempen is the only Housewives husband to snag a spot on this list, but unfortunately, his single “I Am Real” falls into the “worst” category. Listen, the song is iconic but I wouldn’t call it…good.
Erika Jayne – XXPEN$IVE” (Best)
I’m sure you’re not surprised to see Erika Jayne‘s hit song “XXPEN$IVE” on this list. The songstress has released numerous bops throughout her career but we think this one takes the cake.
The song admittedly feels a little dark after everything that has come to light about Erika’s ex-husband, Tom Girardi, and everything he did to achieve their “XXPEN$IVE” lifestyle. But on its own, it is a great song. We are definitely queuing it up on the pregame playlist.
Melissa Gorga – Rockstar (Worst)
Melissa Gorga‘s song “Rockstar” may pale in comparison to other Real Housewives bops but we don’t totally hate it. Is it good? Probably not. Is it fun to listen to? Yes!
Luann de Lesseps – Money Can’t Buy You Class (Best)
We couldn’t not include Luann’s debut hit “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” The song is simply a masterpiece and she should have a Grammy. Case closed.
Honorable Mention: Kim Zolciak-Biermann – Tardy for the Party (Best)
Honorable Mention: Melissa Gorga – On Display (Worst)
TELL US – DO YOU AGREE WITH OUR LIST? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE (OR LEAST FAVORITE) SONG TO COME OUT OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES FRANCHISE?
