There are very few things in this life that I am 100% certain about. I am 100% certain that if I am running late, there will be traffic. I am 100% certain that when I’m “not drinking tonight,” I will have consumed 10 tequila shots by 9 pm. I am also 100% certain that Scheana Marie involves herself in very public, and messy, romantic entanglements for dramatic purposes.
First, there was poor Mike Shay. Scheana and Mike had a marriage that was over before it really even begun. But the blessed union put her front and center on Vanderpump Rules for the majority of that season, and that’s all that really matters. I wonder if Scheana is bitter about the fact that Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor’s wedding was an over-the-top extravaganza paid for by sponsored Instagram posts, and all Scheana got was a crop-top wedding dress and a bunch of bedazzled silk roses? After her divorce from Mike, she moved on to Rob Valletta, whose name she mentioned at every. Possible. Opportunity. Then, last season, she badgered poor Adam Spott into “dating” her, and immediately tried to make him jealous by making out with Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise-alum, Adam’s friend, Robby Hayes.
Post “operation make Adam jealous by hooking up with Robby,” Scheana and Robby continued to date for a minute, even vacationing together in Hawaii. At some point, though, Robby ghosted Scheana. Scheana must be very forgiving, because Scheana and Robby seemed to have rekindled their publicity stunt romance.
TMZ reports that Scheana and Robby were spotted making out outside of a pool party at Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas. Hooking up at a pool party at a club in Vegas with “Beach” in its name is completely on-brand for these two.
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In the pictures published by TMZ, Scheana is wearing hair clips with “Scheana” emblazoned in ginormous letters. Which is also totally on-brand for Scheana. Remember when she had practically life-sized canvas photos of herself in the aforementioned crop-top wedding gown hanging all over her apartment? Another thing I’m 100% sure of is that Scheana is very impressed with Scheana.
To add an odd twist to this story, Robby is currently in the middle of some bizarre scandal in which he is accused of making a sex tape with Lindsie Chrisley. Lindsie is the daughter of Todd and Julie Chrisley, stars of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best. Initially, a sex tape seems like no big deal, right? This is 2019, practically every D-list reality “star” has a sex tape. In fact, several reality stars have based entire careers on sex tapes!
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The problem is that Lindsie was allegedly married (to someone other than Robby) at the time said sex tape was allegedly made. And now she has accused her father and brother of attempted extortion in relation to the sex tape. So, that’s kind of a mess.
Robby also had a sort-but-dramatic relationship with his former Bachelor in Paradise co-star, Amanda Stanton.
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Welp, if nothing else Robby and Scheana seem to have a common interest – publicity-based relationships with other reality tv personalities. I hope their wedding is televised and fully-sponsored and they go on to have little sponsored babies!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK ROBBY AND SCHEANA WERE MAKING OUT FOR PUBLICITY? DO YOU THINK THEY ARE IN A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP?
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