Asking me to pick a favorite housewife is like asking me to pick a favorite child, I just can’t do it. Just kidding! Of course I can! I’m not going to tell you my favorite child, because one day they will be old enough to scour the internet for tidbits such as that to use against me in therapy. However, I can tell you that Kelly Dodd is my favorite Real Housewife of the Orange County variety. I’m always super-impressed by her ability to pull off a dark, matte lipstick. Anything more than a light gloss and I look like a clown.
Kelly is just crazy enough to make great tv, but not so crazy that she terrifies me. Cough, cough NeNe Leakes, cough cough. Remember the time Kelly called a viewer fat? Or when she called Emily Simpson’s husband a “little bitch” and a “dork” (which, LOL). Or that incident at the Quiet Woman (that one was really more Shannon Beador-crazy than Kelly-crazy, admittedly).
Well, Kelly-lovers rejoice! Kelly told Entertainment Tonight that Season 14 of the Real Housewives of Orange County is “all about Kelly Dodd.” Which is way better than being all about Brooks Ayers’ fake cancer or Shannon’s microwave dinners, amIright??
According to Kelly, as Season 14 begins, the recently-demoted Vicki is an “outcast.” None of the other OC ladies want to film with her. Vicki has demotion cooties. They don’t wants to sit with her because they might catch the demotion cooties, too! These ladies have vaginal rejuvenation and double-gated homes to pay for! They can’t risk loosing that Bravo paycheck!
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After last season’s reunion, where Vicki accused Kelly of doing cocaine ON NATIONAL TV, Kelly claims that Vicki tries desperately to make up with her. In a clip posted by Entertainment Tonight, we can see Vicki literally chasing Kelly around like a hamster on a wheel. I could watch that over and over. Just two ladies wobbling after each other on too-high heels, extensions a-flying!
Kelly believes that Vicki’s desperate attempt to apologize is because Vicki will do anything to try to “get back in the group.” Which, obviously, is code for “get airtime.”
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In the clip, Kelly also talks about how she is in therapy to learn to handle her anger. With respect to Vicki, Kelly’s therapist apparently told Kelly “not to wrestle with pigs.” Kelly’s therapist coming in with the shade! Maybe he should be a Housewife. Or maybe he can join Vicki in the ranks of the “friends of.”
Kelly also claims that Season 14 of the Real Housewives of Orange County is “probably, the best season out of all 14 seasons.” According to Kelly, the drama is real, not like some other franchises where there is nothing going on so they “concentrate on the dog.”
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Looks like Kelly is picking up on the subtle art of effective shade-throwing from her therapist! All my therapist teaches me is how to effectively communicate with my family. It looks like I’m wasting my money!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK KELLY AND VICKI WILL MAKE UP? DO YOU THINK KELLY SHOULD FORGIVE VICKI?
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