On the next Southern Charm episode, Austen tells Madison, “You are what I want and I want to make this work. I love you.” Cue a riot from Shep and Craig.
Shep actually goes to lunch with Cameran to discuss Austen’s love life because they have nothing else to talk about. Cameran declares, “She has something on him. Maybe he’s like a sexual deviant.” That’s when Shep takes his third wheeling a little too seriously. He reveals to Cameran, “I know he is. Valentine’s day he spelled out ‘but stuff’ in rose petals and she said ‘OK.'”
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After dating that gross senator who was dehydrated for camera time, Kathryn Dennis has a new man. On tonight’s Southern Charm episode, she tells Danni, “Girl, I’m in love. I have so much to tell you. You have no idea.”
Eliza continues doing the most, yet not enough at all, by hosting a fox hunt. Ugh. Before that, she meets with Ashley Jacobs, who wonders, “Do you think that Kathryn would ever sit down and talk to me?” No, not unless she is contractually obligated to.
Ashley claims, “I just hope I get another chance.” Another chance at what? Camera time. Duh.
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