There’s an illness and it’s spreading. It seems several former Housewives are plagued with, “Pretty Please Notice Me!?!” We’ve seen the symptoms in Kelly Bensimon, from Real Housewives of New York. Jill Zarin may also need to seek treatment. Then there is poor, long-term sufferer, Brandi Glanville. Our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills laughingstock rebel.
We’ve recently seen Brandi pop up on an episode where she shared good times with Denise Richards. I’m still trying to root for you, Denise! But Brandi’s motives are clear. She wants us to know she is great pals with newbie Denise. #cheersbitch Now we know there is a vacancy on the show. A big gap needs to be filled. So is Brandi shooting her shot while shooting her mouth off, again? Now she is revealing the “truth” about her failures bad luck. I’ll give you one guess on who Brandi blames for her downfall…
Yep! You nailed it, Lisa Vanderpump. The same Lisa who has now quit RHOBH and kind of skipped the reunion. HUGE SURPRISE!
Brandi shared a tweet, describing her experience with Lisa. “My truth about LVP Is that she tried to ruin my life! She had employees trash my wine, she gave ultimatums on the show it was either her or me, she conveniently lost her memory during my lawsuit which cost me all of my savings. So yes she is my own personal devil.”
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Uh-huh. Are you ready everybody?? So it was Lisa’s fault Brandi slapped her. Lisa had Brandi photographed intoxicated with a tampon string hanging out. Lisa forced her to reveal Adrienne Maloof’s biggest secret. The power of Lisa compelled Brandi to lash out at others on social media. And I suppose it was Lisa’s fault the marriage that she never got over ended. Settle down, Sis. Your personal devil comes in a wine bottle is not Lisa Vanderpump.
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Is this a last ditch grasp for a diamond? Will Lisa’s absence make Brandi relevant fun to watch? Makes me wonder what kind of “interesting” news Andy Cohen has at the reunion. Now that Lisa is gone, can we all stop blaming her for literally everything? Maybe Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave will come in handy next season, since everyone will need to be held accountable for their actions! The big question here is, can science provide us with a cure to this sad ailment that causes one to speak crazy? We shall see.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK BRANDI IS COMING BACK NEXT SEASON? WILL YOU WATCH WITH NO LISA VANDERPUMP? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HER COMMENTS ON LISA?
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