Just when I thought pimp momager Kris Jenner couldn't get any worse, she posts the above picture of herself on Instagram (captioned "Date Night"–gag) sporting tween duck face and dining with Francine from the PBS cartoon Arthur. On the heels of the tabloids covers touting a not-so-secret romance between the icky reality star and former Bachelor Ben Flannel, er, I mean Flajnik.
And what does poor estranged husband Bruce Jenner think of all this messiness? For his sake, I hope he realizes that life is far better out of Kris' klutches. I wonder if he ever gets the itch to spill what he knows about loyal and doting wife. We all know if the tables were turned, she'd do it in a heartbeat!
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Let's start with Ben though, shall we? While he doesn't seem to mind his mug plastered on every mag alongside Kris' overly Botoxed face, he is quick to squash any rumors of a torrid affair.
Speaking to People, Ben notes, "She's a beautiful, smart woman," but admits the gossip is disheartening. He states, "Kris is a very, very dear friend of mine. We are not dating, we're just working on a couple of projects together, so that's why we've been seen a lot as of late." Could those projects be of the bumping uglies variety? ARRHHHHHHH! I just made myself wretch!
Kris may want to watch out, because sources are telling In Touch that Bruce isn't taking kindly to the behavior she's condoning (hell, encouraging!) from their daughters Kendall and Kylie. A family insider tells the magazine, “Bruce isn’t interested in playing the image game. He put up with a lot for a long time but now that she’s sinking her teeth into Kendall and Kylie, he’s getting pissed."
Perhaps he should sell what he knows! (Do it! Do it!) A publishing insider explains, “If Bruce opens up about all of the dirt he has on Kris, he could easily get a book advance of $15 million to write a tell-all.”
Just what secrets could Bruce have on his wife? Well, O.J. Simpson's publicist (yep, they're just coming out of the woodwork for this story!) claims, “Kris was known for having a good time. O.J. says there was a lot of partying going on back then. O.J. always says, ‘[There was] a lot of ecstasy.’”
He adds that Kris was jealous of friend Nicole, revealing, “She just wanted to be a celebrity. That was Kris’ whole thing.” Well duh. No offense, but I didn't need O.J.'s minion to tell me that!
Even Kris' sister is chatting with 'loid. Calling Bruce a "phenomenal brother-in-law," she believes, “He’s worth a lot and is now looking back at his life and thinking, ‘What was I doing? Why did I put up with this for so long?’”
Isn't that what we're all wondering?
TELL US-ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT BEN IS SHOOTING DOWN ROMANCE RUMORS? WOULD YOU BUY A KRIS TELL-ALL PENNED BY BRUCE?
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