- Bradley Cooper in a perm and Christian Bale as a snake oil salesman circa 1970 – dlisted
- Peasants can't breathe the same air as Kristen Stewart – Celebitchy
- Farrah Abraham still sticking a pacifier in her daughter's mouth – Starcasm
- Kristen Bell won't be defined by her dress size – Momtastic Entertainment
- DMX owes over a million in child support – Crunk + Disorderly
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