The Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom press tour – aka Farrah's Tour of Delusions – rages on. In one of her most egotistical interviews yet, Farrah Abraham talks sex tape, James Deen, family, Kim Kardashian, and more.
To kick things off, the former Teen Mom star recaps – again – how Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was born.
"I trusted [James Deen]," explains Farrah. "I became sexual involved with a person who turned out to be very disrespectful and did not keep things private. That's what led me to my big break what I'm dealing with."
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"People like to sensationalize things and make things bigger than what they are," says Farrah about the sex tape naysayers. "I have been completely open and honest with people, and it's clear what James Deen did to me. People just want to be negative. That's just their way of showing their hate towards me."
Farrah hints towards taking legal action against James. OMG. When asked why, she says, "He never felt the need to apologize for what he did. He doesn’t feel sorry for what he has done to me. He doesn’t care. He just wants attention. I just don’t understand him."
It's too bad James didn't fall in love with Farrah. Or did he? Farrah believes that she and James had relationship potential. "I think [a relationship] might have been possible because after we had sex he was inviting me to things, and we were hanging out. I also think that's why he hasn't apologized to me. I think he still likes me, and it's just really awkward for me."
HAHAHA. Do you remember that one time at porn camp when James Deen wouldn't even PRETEND to be Farrah Abraham's boyfriend? Still, Farrah adds, "Every time I yell at him, he thinks I like him that much more. He's just really weird with women that way. He thinks it's okay to treat women like that."
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Farrah goes on to say that sex with James wasn't even that good. "When it comes to sexual performance, I definitely need more than that. He wasn't as good as it may seem in the video." She gives him a solid 7 out of 10.
About Farrah Superstar's popularity, Farrah says, "When Vivid told me we did the best they've ever done in sales, I wasn't surprised. I know it's an accomplishment to some degree, but I try to separate myself from it all," adding, "I’ve heard horrible things like I’m a porn star now."
If this never-ending-but-wildly-entertaining press tour is Farrah "separating" herself from the XXX video, I can't imagine what we would have been subjected to had she decided to go all in and, like, promote it. 🙂 Also separate from her life? MTV! Farrah reveals that she and MTV are currently involved in a "private, personal legal issue," adding, "I haven't heard anything from MTV on the sex topic."
Farrah acknowledges that the sex tape upset her parents but claims there's a happy ending (no pun intended) to their familial story. "Both of my parents have been married more than once and are very sexual people, so I think it’s brought our family together. That’s the blessing from this hardship." Huh? So sex runs in the family? She is so weird!
For now, Farrah maintains that she will "never, never, never" take part in another sex tape. "I don't even have a sexual life. I don't even date. If I feel like being sexual, I have my video. I'll just watch it. If I want to look back on things or think about sex, I have my video."
"It's kind of sad that you're only 21 and you no longer trust men," adds Farrah. "I won't even get sexual with anyone because they always make up lies. They would rather get cool points for talking to me than keeping things real and private. It’s really hurtful, and I’m just sick of it."
In fact, because Farrah's personal life is soooo hard, she threatens to just stay in her house. It's like Christmas came early!!
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Farrah continues, "I’ve tried to date. I’ve tried to be normal. It’s just not working out for me. I think the only way I'll find love now is if there's a very serious matchmaker involved who can psychoanalyze the guys before I date them."
Farrah complains – again – about being compared to Kim Kardashian, as she thinks it's an unfair comparison. "I have been very successful with other things in my life besides just being a reality TV star. I have books and other things going on that outshine Kim Kardashian. I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives."
"We’re two really different people," says Farrah. "I don’t for see myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices Kim has made. Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person."
From here Farrah plans to "continue" to be a "great mother" as well as pursue her Master's degree.
Finally, poor misunderstood Farrah wants us to know that she isn't all about sex. "That is what people really think because that's all people want to talk to me about. I'm more focused on my backdoor life than my crotch." So, Farrah tours the USA to promote her porn, yet she doesn't understand why everyone wants to talk about sex.
Does she get a brain at the end of this tour? Oh Farrah, just follow the yellow brick road, because, because, because you're an idiot.
TELL US – IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY ABOUT FARRAH? DO YOU THINK SHE WILL ULTIMATELY MAKE ANOTHER SEX TAPE? IS FARRAH SMARTER THAN KIM KARDASHIAN?
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